May 2012
115 posts
Me: God, I've let You down so much
God: You can't let me down. You don't hold me up. I hold you up.
“Every relationship for a Christian is an opportunity to love another person like...”
– Joshua Harris, I Kissed Dating Goodbye (via iwillwalkbyfaith)
Relationships →
What are your motives of dating?
Do not search for love and acceptance from guys; we forget to look up to God in situations like these.
We don’t realize how much we are searching for self-worth until it destroys us.
When we begin wanting acceptance we focus on please guys and we take our…
“True Christianity does not require that God be your first priority. It requires...”
– Mattie Montgomery (via deebella123)
Just the Girl: How to Deal with Mistakes and... →
onlinecounsellingcollege:
Remind yourself that:
1. This is not the end. You are going to survive. There’s no point in pretending that life is always great. At times we trip and fall, or we make some bad mistakes. Allow yourself to heal, then get up and start again. Take one or…
In love with Jesus.
“If things are getting easier, maybe you’re headed downhill.”
Useful Naija phrases
1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
4. How Far?
5. Can I see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make I come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift small for me lemme sit
14. abeg vamus / abeg commot
15. nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my (h)air
20. any word with "bloody" e.g. bloody fool, bloody
liar, bloody idiot, bloody civilian
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name?
24. Abeg joor!!
25. Can u imagine.....
26. wonders shall never end / cease
27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya me we dey go
30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu
42. How are you? "We"re managing"
43. and so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive
45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money
62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small
64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye
66. Carry go
67. Don"t try me o
68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop?
70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen?
72. We must wash am!
73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
75. No be soooo!
76. I will see you today, athink?
77. Cold iced water!
78. abeg commot 4 hia
79. we"ll hook up next week
80. dat chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!
81. BEANZ!
82. Na Yam?
83. Shakara (olooje)
84. Na so we see am o!
85. How we go do am now?
86. Like say....
87. You can"t do more than a dead rat...
88. Na you sabi
89. cold dey catch me
90. I no send
91. shey you grab
92. ma guy, leave am
93. you dey jones
94. you go roast
95. na for your head
96. we go jam
97. I go burst ur head
98. Bros how far
99. How e dey do u
100. No be Goooood?
101. Lend urself brain
102. e get meaning
103. nonsense and japajantis
104. walai talai
105. a han now
106. nothing dey happen
107. e get as e be
108. na condition make crayfish bend
109. nothing dey happen
110. yes oh!
111.ki lo happen
112.ur head no dey dere.
113.u go wound ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
114.EFREBOOOOOOOOOOOO......
115. waka....
116. Iti boribo
117. you wan chance me?
118. Abeg i nor fit shout!!
119. okpolor eye
120. Agbaya
121. Oshofree
122. Boboh kon nice!!
123. He's my uncle/cousin/
124. Abeg, cut for me na!
125. you nor gbegae the babe?
126. Gather-brushing
127. konking
128. shookuli(W.A.E.C doings)
129. to Sakpa person( to search one by force - effrun boys)
130. I don Kreh!! (Pocket don dry)
131. Abeg, last me na!(speech after gbagudu)
132. Abeg dress go front
133. Why you dey form??
134. I don fade oh!!
135. Before Nkor??
Only in a Nigerian Church would there be more...
iamforevernigerian:
cocastaysreal:
And it won’t be the young people.
Its always the old ones.
People will come to my church expecting to see
Only to see more of this
and
while my pastor is up front like
and theres always that one uncle trying to be different
while I try to keep it aawkwardly calm like
and the kids are in the back like
This.Is.So.True…..
Watchstephhfunny:
10knotes:
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
LOOOOOL. DAY MADE.
soundlessshouts:
I am a War Veteran.
I’ve witnessed wars at home
seen and felt malicious words strong enough to obliterate stones.
i made a promise to be optimistic when I’m grown and never take shit even if it means being alone
and I put my thoughts in a pandora’s box so some memories are faded
I will ensure my success is apotropaic
I just can’t wait to say, “I finally made it”
